Timothy. Timmy. Tim. And on occasions Batman. Those are the names I go by, I'm 18. I live in Oklahoma. I am more queer than a bicycle rolling up a hill backwards, comfortable with who I am, single ;) , and super awesome. (:
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God is that you
omg so i torrented the new rupaul album and every track has him talking over it telling everyone to not illegally download his music
..they’re like “I’m giving you Beyoncé in 1984, on the beach, eating ice cream, during a thunderstorm.” And it’s so convincing, I’ll be like “I see that!”
"wake up we gotta go"
Selfies of the Caribbean
This is so important
"And what do we say to death?"
"The fuck out my face"
cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.
fucki m laughing so hard